Scientific Research Young - Volume Unleashed
"Some people create chaos; some of us are born chaos."
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A cheetah to symbolize that chaos is relative to life and the speed of the child.😂
The research trials in this listing are true - with scars as validity - of this child of curiosity. The fact that they decidedly turned into Scientific Research was a better explanation than just, another kid of chaos in the room. Here is a list of my scientific research prior to age 4.
6 months - Experiment: Test to see if the ashes in the pan just taken out of the coal and wood stove were hot, or just teasing. Results: Definitely not teasing. Hot enough to burn as I sent out warnings through my own siren system. Outgoing report: Volume increased beyond, currently available, measurement of the time. Don't mess with the ashes! You'll get burnt!
2 or 3 (approx) years old - Experiment: Check to see if I could use that thing daddy used to make my little face better. Results: Fell off the chair, cutting through my cheek on the end. Recommendation: "Close shaves with straight razors just cut it. Do not recommend even for daddies - one slip may cost you a nose.
3 or 3 1/2 (approx) years old - Experiment: Try to see if the wringer in the washing machine can flatten a child like it does the clothes. Results: It was 'fed up' by the time it reached my elbow. And, I was the victor - sort of.
After the above, I believe my parents attempted to trade me for a harmonica.
It was going great until my resume appeared.
Then, all they saw was a streak, with the harmonica left behind, the person yelling back,
"Good luck with that one! You'll need it!"
Our father would play us the harmonica on occasion. But, he never told us where he got it.
Drop by next Monday: Minor Miscues meets life lesson; what may be a child's truth, may strike the bottom of an adult's patience. )
The research trials in this listing are true - with scars as validity - of this child of curiosity. The fact that they decidedly turned into Scientific Research was a better explanation than just, another kid of chaos in the room. Here is a list of my scientific research prior to age 4.
6 months - Experiment: Test to see if the ashes in the pan just taken out of the coal and wood stove were hot, or just teasing. Results: Definitely not teasing. Hot enough to burn as I sent out warnings through my own siren system. Outgoing report: Volume increased beyond, currently available, measurement of the time. Don't mess with the ashes! You'll get burnt!
2 or 3 (approx) years old - Experiment: Check to see if I could use that thing daddy used to make my little face better. Results: Fell off the chair, cutting through my cheek on the end. Recommendation: "Close shaves with straight razors just cut it. Do not recommend even for daddies - one slip may cost you a nose.
3 or 3 1/2 (approx) years old - Experiment: Try to see if the wringer in the washing machine can flatten a child like it does the clothes. Results: It was 'fed up' by the time it reached my elbow. And, I was the victor - sort of.
After the above, I believe my parents attempted to trade me for a harmonica.
It was going great until my resume appeared.
Then, all they saw was a streak, with the harmonica left behind, the person yelling back,
"Good luck with that one! You'll need it!"
Our father would play us the harmonica on occasion. But, he never told us where he got it.
Drop by next Monday: Minor Miscues meets life lesson; what may be a child's truth, may strike the bottom of an adult's patience.